I’ll start at the beginning. I dated this guy, Aaron, for a year and a half. He’s cute and funny and hardworking, but he’s also got a real mean streak. Especially when he’s drunk. He’s ripped my gifts and paintings in half, called me horrible names, embarrassed himself and tried to fight my friends, and he’s even gotten physical. After his latest incident involving getting drunk and calling me a “c*nt”, I decided FUCK this. I broke up with him and decided something. I will torture you in a very unique way, since I’m not the type to be overly violent or aggressive.
Like 99% of millennial singles, I joined Tinder. I got plenty of matches, but for some reason I was only intrigued by people I knew of / had seen before in real life. One guy, Brad, caught my attention – I knew I had seen him before, but from where?
After creeping his Tinder profile, I noticed a picture of him grinning ear to ear with Aaron’s best friends girlfriend/now fiance. And it all made sense – I had seen him at the group get togethers involving Aaron’s best friend, Niall. This guy is Aaron’s best friends brother. I had a good long chuckle over that one, and then got a crazier idea – what if I rolled with it?
Brad said “hey there” on Tinder. I responded, very slowly few and far between, unsure if I should be doing this. Eventually, my responses got faster and faster. He suggested we switch to texting. I did. We texted constantly, I actually found him very intriguing. It was really weird knowing so many random things about his family and his brother, while he knew nothing about me, who I was or why I was doing all this.
He told me about his job as a car salesman, talking about going to the gym, and he added me on SnapChat. First thing he said is that I was super pretty. We literally just sent each other selfies all the time. One night, we stayed up late talking intensely. He told me that was rare for him to stay up late with someone who kept his interest. It was flirty and fun. I was starting to like him. It was terrible.
I should also add that Niall and his fiance are getting married in a few months, and that Aaron and Brad are in the same wedding party. Aaron is the best man. Let’s make it awkward.
Brad, very subtly, asked what it would take for me to fuck him basically. I essentially said someone I was attracted to, that I knew for a long time.
After about a week of talking intensely, we decided to meet up. Because I was trying to definitely piss off Aaron, I suggested that we meet up at his house, although I was nervous as fuck. I took a shot with my college friends before I went over. I was freaking out the whole way there.
I show up about 40 minutes late from what I said. He opened the front door and was pleasantly surprised. I found he looked cuter in person. I apologized for being late, saying I was “driving like a grandma” because it was a new vehicle. Which was partly true.
I was clearly acting nervous, but was really cute about it. I pet his cat and we talked about that little bastard for a bit. His house was really nice. He tried to lead me downstairs, so I went.
We were in his room. We made casual conversation at first- he thought I was 23, when I’m actually 21. I knew he was 25. Bit of an age gap but not enough to be weird. I asked if he went to the same high school as me – uh oh, dont give away that you have mutual friends IDIOT. He said something along the lines of “yes, why?” I responded because that school is so close to here.
I suggested we play video games, and asked that he pick the game. He picked Star Wars. He reminded me so much of Aaron. He was much quieter, much calmer than me. I recognized his brother on his PSN account. Holy fuck. How am I getting away with his? It felt like a careful game of Operation. Don’t let the brother see you. Don’t give away that you know his brother, or that you know his mother passed away, or are you excited for the wedding, or did you have fun at your brothers Stag and Doe? You know NOTHING.
We played on a team, then against each other. I was better on the team. He was decent at video games, and beat me when we were against each other. I jokingly pretended to throw the controller, then said “KIDDING I’m not crazy.”
He told me his dad didn’t think he could be a car salesman, but that he was proving him wrong. Meaning we both have daddy issues. After the video games, he switched it to a scary video game. SMOOTH.
It was incredibly fucked up, involved a never ending seeming loop of walking through a creepy hallway with ghosts and shit. I screamed a couple times. He used to play this game with his friends. After enough of being terrified, he switched to the walkthrough version. Then he started cuddling me, HERE WE GO.
He asked if he was everything I expected. I said yes. And he asked me more about where I was from, and if I had any siblings. I told him everything. I was perfectly comfortable cuddling him, for some reason. Maybe because he was exactly like Aaron, except way less awkward when I first met him.
I kept hinting at him to kiss me, I dont even know how. And he did. And he was decentish. I straddled him shortly after he started. It got pretty intense. I kept running my fingers through his hair and I think I kissed his neck a few times. I took my shirt off and was in my bra, and he squeezed my boobs decently hard. He also took his own shirt off. I kept saying “yeah” through it for some reason, and kinda grinded on his dick THROUGH THE PANTS. He 100% had a boner. He also said “yeah” back.
This went on for like 20 minutes maybe. Idk tbh. He tried to tell me I could take more off, and I basically said I wanted to get to know him better before we do that. He said “makes sense.”
After I asked for some water, we watched a bit of 22 Jump Street before I fucked off. What followed was me telling Aaron, which tortured him just like I wanted it to. I had a massive crush on Brad afterwards, and the second I started to care more, he started to care less. Eventually, my crush faded, and then all of a sudden he seemed more interested again, right when I got back with Aaron. So I guess I’ll just see him at the wedding!!!
Thanks for reading this long 🙂